Minimum Wage
What's up with that crazy minimum wage, anyway? It's not like anybody could actually live on that, could they? Could you? What if you had to live on it some day? Plus, it's dragging our salaries downward.

Minimum Vacation
Our favorite paycheck party proposal guarantees anyone who works 30 paid vacation days a year, plus holidays. Could save the travel industry in one fell swoop and reduce unemployment drastically.

Minimum Health Care
If 47 million people are working their rear ends off for bosses too cheap to buy them health care insurance, then why not pass a law making it illegal to not give it to them? No more deductions from your paycheck, either. Not in the paycheck party way of doing things!

Minimum Severance Pay
Severance pay is the money bosses get when they quit or get fired for doing an even crappier job than they usually do. It's time to give this great benefit to everyone else in the company, too. Not just the boss and his buddies, but all of us.

Minimum Pension Plan
Why privatize social security when it works fine just the way it is. Sure, it's not enough money to live on, but that's where a law requiring businesses to save money for when you are ready to retire for you is needed. And you keep it even if you quit or get fired, too.

If you don't make nearly as much money as you should then you are basically poor and you need the paycheck party more than anyone else. All the other people in this country are driving around in big fancy SUVs and living in brand new MacMansions way out in the suburbs while you are just trying to make ends meet. They only need the paycheck party laws to make their lives even better, or to protect them when they get old or if their workplace goes under; you need the paycheck party right now!

If you are a diehard conservative who hates liberals click here.

If you are a bitter, angry liberal who hates conservatives click here.

If you make a lot of money but are kind of afraid that if you step out of line you might lose it all click here.

If you make a decent amount of money but are living from paycheck to paycheck and nervous about that click here.

If you are a minority or simply feel disenfranchised, click here.

But don't even click on any of the links above
if you think it's getting pretty obvious that no matter who you think you are, you are just a person who gets up and goes to work every day and is tired of being ignored by your own elected officials. I hope you are starting to get the idea that 'divide and conquer' is the simple and effective strategy that the politicians and bosses have been using for years to keep us confused about what they should be doing for us.